Poopache


similar to a stomachache, one gets a p–pache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. in other words, the ache a person might get when they have to p–p but hold it off. may or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.
boy: i haven’t gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like h-ll.
girl: d-mn, sucks for you. you must have a p–pache.

man: my stomach f-cking aches, i’m p-ssing gas, and i get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the h-ll is this sh-t, doc?
doctor: looks like you have a p–pache. no worries, just take a dump asap.

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