poopcrastinating
when you don’t want to go back to work/whatever else you’re doing, and proceed to stay on the toilet far too long looking at facebook posts, instagram pictures, news articles, playing 2048, etc. – often far longer than it has taken you to actually p–p.
this may also be due to fear of wiping in some individuals.
p–pcrastinating in its various forms:
1) i had a bunch of tps reports i didn’t want to do, so i p–pcrastinated on the toilet for a solid 20 minutes and got a new high score on candy crush.
2) i had a huge essay to write after i finished my econ homework, but nature called and i proceeded to p–pcrastinate for a half hour on instagram.
3) person 1: “where is bob? he went to the bathroom a half an hour ago.” person 2: “he’s probably p–pcrastinating.”
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