Poopcrastination


when you know you have to p–p but you delay p–ping because you don’t want to p–pm
jeremy: wow, i’ve had to p–p all day but i dont feel like going
ericka: now that’s what i call p–pcrastination
whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.
guy 1:i went to p–p and finished the odyssey by homer.
guy2: that’s some serious p–pcrastination right there!

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