Pooper Schooner
a small object one places in the toilet after taking a sh-t that can sail around the p–p and p–pie water. p–per schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.
always wash your hands if you want to keep your p–per schooner.
mike: “hey richard, what are you doing with your toilet?”
richard: “i’m playing with my p–per schooner, dude! watch it go around my p–p!”
mike: ಠ__ಠ
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