Pooper Scooter


someone who “scoots” or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. p–per scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren’t.
miles: don’t forget the p–per scooper!
mccord: it’s cool i’ll just kick it into some bushes or something.
miles: dude you’re such a p–per scooter

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