Pooper Whistle
a fart upon exiting the r-ct-m causes an audible whistle. this often occurs when one is attempting to be discreet and attempts to lean to the side to allow a fart to slip out silently instead a whistling noise occurs. it is often nec-ssary to do a check wipe after a p–per whistle.
i was sitting in my cubicle after eating mexican for lunch i leaned to the side to let one slip out you know instead i just had a big p–per whistle.
i swear to god i had a p–per whistle today that sounded like a song bird!
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