Poopgnant


this is like a pregnancy, only with a p–p. it’s where you feel bloated and you know a huge stinky t-rd is brewin’ in your large intestine.
honey, i think i’m p–pgnant
i took the p–pgnancy test and… i’m p–pgnant
i ate enough to become p–pgnant

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