poophole loophole

the logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital -n-l intercourse.
typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the -ss and don’t pop the cherry, they’re still pure and virginal.
guy 1: “i’m b-mmed because this hot chick i dated is saving herself for marriage.”
guy 2: “just explain the p–phole loophole to her and you’ll score for sure.”

chick: “thank goodness for the p–phole loophole. now i can honestly tell g-d and my parents that i am a virgin.”
the clause by which a female may circ-mvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in s-xual relations prior to marriage by partic-p-ting in -n-l s-xual relations in lieu of v-g-n-l intercourse. additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.
he: no, we cannot have s-x, we are not married!
she: it’s okay…we can use the p–p hole loop hole and you can do me in the b-tt!
he: sweet!
when children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.
“we were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the p–phole loophole, so it was more like 9:30.”