pooping syndrome

where one has a longing for p–ping so much they make their entire life out to be some what of a sh-t fest and tell everyone about how much they love to sh-t. they have many fecal matter smeared all over the toilet and sometimes deny that they have to p–p and then laugh in front of less fortunate people that don’t have to p–p at the time. many people with p–ping syndrome get diagnosed by their selves in their own home. the leftover people with the p–ping syndrome tend to believe that they are in fact the sh-t and tell everyone that until they are diagnosed by a highly skilled professional: aka a proctologist. many people dont relate to people with p–ping syndrome because of one or more of the following facts about the people with p–ping syndrome:
1. p–ping syndrome people often dont wash their hands after they wipe, whether they get any fecal matter on their hands or not.
2. p–ping syndrome people definitely have to p–p in public places often(part of the syndrome) and fart very loud when doing so.
3. people with the syndrome also plan their p–ps and most of them hate to p–p at home unless there are a lot of people around. most of the time they just have to migrate the the most populated areas and take a shadoobie just to get their p–p out and be inappropriate with their farting.
4. people with this syndrome also tend to have wet farts a lot aka the shart.
5. they also fart on their hands as much as they can and then prepare food and shove pre-p–ps into their mouths with their dirty hands.