Pooping

a sacred time for a man. a time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. a man does all his critical thinking whilst p–ping. a man often goes to the bathroom and p–ps when something needs deep thought. it is believed that if a man could p–p for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for aids. this magic time is referred to by many names such as, taking the browns to the super bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.
friend one: bill is still p–ping, what’s going on?
friend two: he’s trying to solve da vinci’s code, give him a break.
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the number one way any man can get out of doing any household ch-r-.
“honey can you do the dishes?”
“i can’t sweetheart! i’m p–ping!”
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p–p is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before p-ssing out of you b-tthole. it feels like g-d is kissing your -ss and sucking the p–p from it, what an amazing feeling. everytime you p–p, an angel gets its wings. p–p can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. anyway possible p–ping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that p–p comes sliding out your -sshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.
ah, lets all go p–ping in the lobby.
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to defile a thing. to do something badly.
p–ping in the periwinkle, i’m p–ping it at this job.
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peeping
on
other
people
man 1: this dnd game is so fun.
man 3: -loud breathing-
man 2:what was that?
man 1: michael, stop p–ping!
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one who is under the influence of speed.
time to put the fiddle down,you’re p–ping hard.
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