pooplet
to do a small p–p, no bigger than a grape. such p–plet comes out in multiples and is never a single ent-ty. therefore p–plets are never alone. if on the rare occasion you do a single p–plet, it is referred to as a p–plia.
person 1 – ‘are you okay in there?’
person 2 – ‘i won’t be long, i’m just doing a p–plet’
a tiny piece of p–p.
i am so constipated, all i squeezed out was one pitiful p–plet.
small t-rd stuck in your b-tt hole and plops into toilet.
d-mnit!!!there’s a p–plet stuck in my -sshole!!!!
pieces of cr-p
a small bit of poo left after a flush.
maryann was eager to get to the coffee shop she forgot to second flush that p–plet to h-ll
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