poopmaestro


anyone who can sh-t up to three 6+ inch long t-rds in a single sitting.
i hereby dub you p–pmaestro for somehow managing to clog the shaws bag. i guess you really did have to p–p.
if fecal matter was like the matrix, the p–pmaestro would be the one. p–p is funny.
once again the p–pmaestro wins the hearts of america with laughter.

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