poopmare
when you p–p in your dreams and wake up thinking you’ve p–ped the bed, only to realize it was all a dream. the freddy krueger clause dictates that if you p–p in your dreams, you p–p for real.
i had a p–pmare last night, so when i woke up i waddled cautiously to the bathroom and checked my drawers but they were clean.
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