Poopnant
the state you feel a huge p–p is brewing in your large intestine. it’s like pregnancy, only with p–p.
honey, i think i’m p–pnant.
i took the p–pnancy test. and… i’m p–pnant.
i ate too much food. now i feel p–pnant.
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