Poopoon
to p–poon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones -n-s and end up p–pooning your sphincter.
this can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a p–pooning.
gutted, had a really good dump but finished by p–pooing myself.
cheer up, you like like someone who’s just p–pooned themselves.
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