Poops Position
crossing your legs while standing up to force unwanted p–ps back into your r-ct-m. if you had to take a sh-t but couldn’t, or just didn’t want to, this would provide a temporary solution… most likely to the extreme detriment of your internal organs.
i had to take a horacious dump when i was in the mall but the bathroom looked quite shady so i -ssumed the p–ps position. i was a temporary fix but i’ve been sh-tting blood for a week.
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