poopsourcing


when a project manager distributes parts of a project to people who work on the project on their laptops and smart phones while they’re sitting on the toilet.
manager: johnson! how did you manage to get this report done so fast?

johnson: i’ve found a place where everyone has free time and turned it into productivity.
johnson: i call it “p–psourcing”.

manager: excuse me. i have to go burn this report.

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