jacking off while taking a sh*t.
jim: man, i’m just so busy i had to try p**psterbaiting during my lunch break.
- 69 dip
the act of receiving a rim job from an otherwise unwilling partic*p*nt, using a tactical dipping of the hips when on top in a 69 position. “hey kev, did that dirty piece of pus-pus give you a r*mm*ng last night” “yeah, she wasn’t up for it to start with, but i executed a textbook 69 […]
- pink snoozer
when you knock a girl out in the middle of *rg*sm and c*m in her eye giving her pink eye all i remember is having s*x and i woke up with a pink snoozer
- case of beef
any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of *ss (with a female anyway). also known as a sausage party or sausage fest. hey broohhhh. we are headed over to frank’s house […]
- burn some socks
having to use your socks to wipe your *ss due to lack of toilet paper or anything else. this should always be a last resort. i had to burn some socks while walking through the woods today.