when a person pretends to go p–p to get out of something they don’t want to do.
a guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go p–p because he knew n-body would question him if he said he needed to p–p. p–ptending.
girls who don’t just fit into one definition or social group, they fut into more then one. “see her she’s a goth and a geek she’s an othergirl”
- b*g d*ck
someone who acc-mulate’s human or dog feces on there d-ck then w-nks off and eats the left over fecal matter man that dude has sh-t on his face he must of had a mad bog d-ck
- petting both sides of the cat
a figure of speech to ill-strate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony. -that politician is petting both sides of the cat. -when your mom shares pro-trump facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he’s a […]
- smake a smake
to smoke a cigarette hey bro wanna smake a smake
- breakup shave
when your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your p-ss/f-ck one, your face one) “hey man, emily broke up with me i think it’s time for a breakup shave”