Poor Ham


a term used to show empathy for particular person or object that has met an ill fate.
usually preceded by an interjection such as “aww”
girl 1: omg!!! booger just died!!!
girl 2: gasp!!! poor hammmm!!!

guy 1: yeah well after that whole incident the farmer was gonna kill babe cause he thought he killed the sheep after finding blood on his nose.
guy 2: oh wow, poor ham.

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