Poor-John


someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their -ss while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scr-t-m sack bag.

also a fantastic band! www.poor-john.com =)
while listening to poor-john we gave jeff a poor-john. it was fun.
a term used in old literature such as “romeo and juliet”
it defines a small p-n-s that is old and wrinkly; an insult such as ‘biting the thumb'(physical act), which means tell someone has a pitiful p-n-s.
“yo dude, did you see the poor john on gary in the showers today. it’s like a raisen!”
an amazing band from durham, maine. you can listen to them here: http://www.mysp-ce.com/poorjohn or here: http://www.poor-john.com.
man, that band poor-john is incredible. i think i’m going to buy their alb-m “this cd made us broke…” today.
an amazing band from durham, maine. you can listen to them here: http://www.mysp-ce.com/poorjohn or here: http://www.poor-john.com.
man, have you heard that band poor-john? they’re incredible i think i’m going to go buy their alb-m “this cd made us broke…” today.

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