Poor Man’s Toe
from a mishearing of portmanteau , a “poor man’s toe” is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.
cyrus: “guesstimate. it’s a portmanteau.”
enrique: “oh cool.”
(later that night)
enrique: “guesstimate. it’s a poor man’s toe.”
alex: “ha! you beaner.”
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