Poor Theo
a miserable, ugly greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. he walks around the house saying “oh dear!” over and over.
poor theo sounds really upset. what’s wrong? has his best friend died?
no, he’s feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.
poor theo!
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