poored


being bored and poor at the same time. being bored because you’re poor, rather.
“hey man, what are you getting into tonight?”

“nothing, i’m too broke to do anything. i guess i’ll just stay home and do nothing.”

“d-mn, that sucks man. you’re gonna be poored for sure.”

“what did you say dude?”

“i said you’re gonna be bored, chill, goodnight.”
when a large number of homeless people congregate.
man, it just poored outside. i’ve never seen so many shopping carts go down the street before!
to get shafted or screwed in some way, usually with respect to a gaming loss in which one’s defeat was largely due to extreme bad luck or good luck on the part of the opponent.
omfg! that guy had five life left when he headshotted me! i got totally poored!

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