when something is poorly organized.
“look at how freddy keeps his homework papers, they are all over the place!”, said a.
“wow, he is seriously poorganized”, replied b.
- porch swing
1. the state of a man having loose, low-hanging b-lls, often occurring in hot weather, after a shower/bath, or due to gravity as he ages. 2. more specifically, the act of a man with said scrotal condition squatting slightly and swaying his gonads to and fro so that they resemble the action of a couple […]
- portuguese floss
when your p-b-s are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off. my teeth are so clean. i sucked off johnny and his portuguese floss did wonders
rain “is there going to be any precipitation today?” “…just call it rain you fkn nerd”
any activity that is done with the intention of surviving after an apocalyptic event. for example: m-ssive stockpiling of so-called “-ssault” weapons and ammunition, buying enough food that last for months or years, various medical supplies including drugs (which will be one of the most valued commodities in the event of societal breakdown), installing alternative […]
a portmanteau of “pretty” and “idiot”. when someone is good looking but dumb as f-ck. becky: look at tyler. d-mn he’s fiiiiine heather: he asked me how to spell “orange” last week. he’s an idiot. becky: but he’s so preeeeety heather: he’s a pretty idiot. a prettidiot, if you will. becky: i’d still sit on […]