Poosterbation


poosterbation or, to poosterbate, is to perform the act of masturbation while using sh-t as lubricant. it is most commonly performed when a person wants to bust a nut, and needs to lay a cable at the same time. a variation of poosterbation would be to use sh-t other than your own, this form of poosterbation is very adventurous and usually requires a level of poosterbation experience to maintain a b-n-r as other peoples sh-t always smells worse than your own.

there is a high risk of infection -ssociated with performing poosterbation with strangers sh-t, because you can never be sure as to what bacteria or diseases might be lurking in their poo. the most common form of infection from poosterbation is broccoli c-ck (see ‘broccoli c-ck’). aids is a low risk due to the rancid smell of aids infected poo, and the high availability of aids rags (see ‘aids rag’) from public hospitals.
a guy and girl leave the club and sneak into the back alley together,

guy-“i’ve gotta f-ck you real quick cause my girlfriend will be wondering where i am”.

girl-“have you got a condom?, cause i have aids”

guy-“f-ck, no i don’t, but i have an aids rag, quick just do a sh-t and wipe the poo with this aids rag, then i’ll just poosterbate into your mouth”.

girl-“ok, i love poosterbation”.

guy-“no sh-t b-tch, everyone loves poosterbation”.

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