Pootastic
something that is fantastically sh-tty
you just recieved a speeding fine! ‘oh just pootastic’
aren’t you happy it is time for work! ‘well how pootastic for me’
adjective describing something that is disappointing or cr-ppy.
tom cruise’s performance in vanilla sky was pootastic.
the state of being incredibly pooish.
person 1: dude, caroline is being so pootastic!
person 2: seriously, what’s her deal?
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