Pootenza


a fancy bit of flatulence that resemble a melody, chorus or verse from an existing piece of music, preferably cl-ssical but there is no set preference.
i heard the familiar tune and i began to whistle; only to realize it was mearly the sound of her soft pootenza. b-mmer

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