Pootini
a word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a martini. especially popular in the city of calgary, canada.
“pootini” is developing into a very popular -ssertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.
barman: “no lady, we don’t do that flavour martini mix here!”
milf: “oh pootini!”
milf 1: be careful of mixing that tequila with the martini…the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
milf 2: “oo well i don’t often say no to anything that ends in ‘tini’ unless it tastes like a pootini!
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