pootista


a jerk or meanie-poo-head (mph) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.
david: “did you just eat my last double stuffed e. l. fudge cookie?”

dachene: /lying “umm… no…”

david: “you pootista.”

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