pootler


someone who travels in a slow, leisurely and relaxed manner, most usually on a bicycle. from ‘pootle’. pootle
‘clare is going for a pootle on her bicycle’
to ‘clare is a bit of a pootler on her bicycle’.
someone who looks at female pigs and piglets gentalia
hey adam, don’t you think that jacob just looks like a right pootler!

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