Pooton


noun. pr-nounced poo-tahn. a sh-tload of trouble. major notgoodness.
dude, you just got us into major pooton.
n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.
1. wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of p–p is a pooton.
a crispy–ss hoe who sleeps with people in nightclub toilets
girl 1: this party is bangin’!
girl 2: ew, look at that girl heading to the toilets, what a pooton!!!!!!
n. – an unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). that has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your -n-s.
after my spicy bean wrap, i spent most the night pickin’ pootons out from between my cheeks.

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