Pootzoo
is a funny way of saying c-ck.
can be said, “pooootzoooo” or just “pootzoo”
ex. that man has a large pootzoo.
“pootzoo toucher”: meaning they like to touch c-cks.
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when u stick ur dong between the couchions of the couch to pleasure yourself. wow, my back is sore because i was up cushion-wedging all night on this tiny couch.
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