pooven


pooven is that state of mind you’re in at the club. its almost the same as drunk, but not really. you’re really feelin’ yourself. you got $200 but you think you got $2 million. can’t n-body in that m-th-f-cka touch you and any b-tch up in there you get. and you make up your own dances.
“my n-gg-, we was at opm at caesars’s palace off two bottles of cris, a bottle of petron and grey goose. we was in that m-th-f-cka pooven!

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