pop a deuce
refers to the beautiful act of dropping a huge infant sized deuce into the toilet. the phrase “pop a deuce” can only be accurate if, when the fecal pellets h-t the water in the bowl of the toilet, a huge splash errupts and comes into contact with your -ss. it is imperitive that your rump becomes moist with toilet water as if the terd was doing a canopener into your “pool” of toilet water. this move can only be acheived with great training… or if you are a fat f-ck.
dude i am going to go practice my “pop a deuce” technique.
i am so good at popping a deuce that my friends call me “poppa deuce”
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