Pop Tart Napalm


when you eagerly bite into a pop tart just out of the toaster that hasn’t cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the sh-t out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
owwwww! f-ck! i just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish pop tart napalm!!

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