Popachubaphobia
the intense fear of popping an unwanted chub. commonly found in inexperienced males and is often linked and preemptive to premature -j-c-l-t–n.
:next’s song “too close”. “oh, you’re dancing real close.
cuz it’s real, real slow, you’re making it hard for me.”
bryan: hey are you sure tyler doesn’t care that i’m dancing with you?
kacey: yeah he knows we’re just friends.
bryan: nice this my song (next-too close comes on)
kacey: what the f-ck is that???
bryan: i have a condition, why do you have to be such a f-cking b-tch?
kacey: (thinks to herself) hmm he must have popachubaphobia.
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