Popcorn Crotch


popped kernals of corn that have landed in your crotchal region. usually covered in b-tter or salt, or kettle style if thats what you prefer. mmm mmm good
hey aunt sally, i see you have missed your mouth and unfortunately have got a case of popcorn crotch. gee golly, you had better fix that before uncle john finds out.

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