popcorn fart


a faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort.
with the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.
the rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. putt putt putt putt putt!
mother: um, junior… do i hear someone p-ssing a series of popcorn farts?

junior: no mother, that’s just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.
something that is very dry.
a peice of bread without b-tter or water can be drier than a popcorn fart.
jonathan “the coach” coachman
coach is nothing but a popcorn fart…all the people will be chanting his new name to come…
1when someone farts in a popcorn poppin fashion

2 also can be used as insult
1″poppity pop pop”
2 “you f-ckign popcornfart”
a fart that’s hot enough to air-cook popcorn.
it’s hotter than a popcorn fart in georgia.
a regional term meaning very arid, unique to the small iron mining town of republic, michigan which is near lake superiors southern sh-r-. sometimes used to describe the current weather or a super-heated finnish sauna.
“d-mn, it’s drier than a popcorn fart in the month of july.”

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