popcorn moment
one of those precious moments in life that can only be fully enjoyed with a bag of popcorn. most of the times these occur when two people are arguing right in front of you.
1. guy #1: f-ck you man, i broke up with her just last week and you’re already in love with her?!
guy #2: h-ll yeah, if its love, its love. you and your f-ckin chode need to man up and get over it!
guy #1: sh-t! she told you i’ve got a chode?!?!
guy #2: nope, your mom did!
guy #1’s mom: sorry hun..
guy #1: sh-t!
bystander: (thinking to self) d-mn, what a popcorn moment…
2. on facebook, someone’s relationship status changes to single. if the separated lovers start arguing on that status, whatever the f-ck they say = a popcorn moment.
“random hot girl is now single.”
random hot girl’s ex: what the f-ck is this sh-ttttt?
random hot girl: i’m done with you, f-ck off of my wall!
random hot girl’s ex: whoa babeee, i <3 you!
random hot girl: sucks -ss, cuz i don't love you back b-tch!
random hot girl's ex: i knew this was gonna happen, thats why i got alllll of our s-xy times on tape! suck it!!!
random guy: -popcorn moment-! oh sh-t, lemme get them vids!
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