popcorn wank
when you’re in the cinema and you put your d-ck in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a w-nk as if to look like you’re rummaging through the popcorn.
“what’s all that noise, i can’t hear the film?!”
“i don’t know, must be someone having a popcorn w-nk!”
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