Poppy Almond


often mistaken for a dweeb. none the less, one of the coolest people you know…
that girl “poppy almond” is such a dweeb’ ‘they dont come much cooler though man’ ‘yeah your right man, shes way too cool to be called a dweeb… im so stupid!

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