popstitute
a guy or girl who suddenly feigns a huge love for a band or song they either have never heard or avidly dislike in an attempt to receive s-xual favours.
a: dude jim’s such a popst-tute, he told that girlthat he has all the chris brown alb-ms hahaha she bought it too! dumb b-tch, n-body has chris brown alb-ms hahaha!
soda waiting at home for you in your bed.
“dude, i have 4 liters of dr. pepper waiting for me in my bed at home.”
“oh, so you have a popst-tute!”
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