poptart suprise
where you brake a poptart in half, where the jelly stuff that’s inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the v-g-n-l area creditcard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the v-g-n- flap area, then you use the jelly-like stuff that’s inside the poptart as lube, and when you’re finished, you eat the c-m-jelly mixture out.
oh my god! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..
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