Porcelain Bus
name given to the toilet when vomiting, used in reference to holding the seat while spewing in the same manner as you would hold a bus steering wheel. not to be confused with the porcelain pony as quoted above
sh-t, i had a few too many jagers, i think i may need to drive the porcelain bus
when your drunk and ready to vomit you hang on to the toilet with both hands.
i had to drive the “porcelain bus,” last night.
a term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. the term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.
“man, i hope this cl-ss is over soon; i gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!”
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