porcelain drips
taking a sh-t but only burning drops of liquid feces are expelled. they sting the sphincter so bad that you grab the handicap bars, grimace with pain, clench your teeth and wish someone would shove an ice cube up your -ss just to cool it down. if you didn’t know better, you’d think hot lava was pouring from your bung.
carl partied all night and then made a trip to taco h-ll. he suffered the next morning with the porcelain drips.
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