Porch Climber
a canadian slang, porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.
“d-mnnnnnnn that porch climber is still poppin bottles!”
a gamblers term in golf for someone who owes money to you from an on-course bet and disappears as soon as you walk in the clubhouse grill-room.
also used as a term for a gambler who’s handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.
i beat pierre 16 ways on that last press. where is he?
can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there … ?
that godd-mn porch climber!
from “porch monkey” a lazy black person.
why doesnt that “porch climber” get a job?
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