porch dick

(noun) an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his porch

(noun)person who sits on his or her porch and points out the obvious to people who p-ss by. very shady. also is slightly rude.
jessie’s (from the walking dead) husband is a porchd-ck.
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a guy who sits on his porch and yells at you just to let you know what’s up.
“man that doctor guy from walking dead was such a porch d-ck to rick”
an intimidating douche who taunts you from the safety of his/her porch
jessie’s husband in the walking dead is a porch d-ck to rick
an arrogant -sshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.
that guy is acting like a complete porch d-ck!
when someone is sitting on their porch acting like a d-ck
that guy on the walking dead was a porch d-ck.
a person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.
that guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch d-ck.
(noun) a person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
the boys walked past the house of old man thompson, the neighborhood porch d-ck, who always -ssumed they were up to no good.