porch fever
when you can’t wait to get inside before you ‘get inside’!!
we had had a great night and there she was stroking my c-ck and gettin it ready. i couldn’t wait – my c-ck was tenting my pants! folks weren’t home, i had porch fever so f-cked her on the front door step.
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