Porch-lag


a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving
having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. however, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.

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